#39: Evgeni Malkin's Borscht Palace and Sushi Bar

"He is categorically horny, yes."

This podcast does not endorse St. Patrick's Day but this podcast DOES endorse the plotting of hockey players on a Venn diagram of "horny," "feral," and "tender." Anyway, remember Vine?!

2:21 - #ALLCAPS
10:32 - NHL chitchat
27:06 - Wildcard update
28:02 - Draft lottery explainer
33:40 - Eva's dreamboat
46:24 - Do It For the Line
59:35 - Listener questions


Dreamboat of the Week:
Evgeni Malkin

This episode was recorded on March 17, 2018.
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